My Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for this not-so-subtle rip off:

If you've ever gone to Las Vegas just to drink with friends...
...you just might be a ringleader.

If you've ever lipped a bottle of Local Barley...
...you just might be a ringleader.

If you've ever brought a shopping bag full of empty sample bottles to Ardbeggeddon...
...you just might be a ringleader.

If you've ever gotten spanked by a party stripper...
...you just might be a ringleader.

If you've bought more than 30 bottles of whisky in the past year...
...you just might be a ringleader.

If you've sampled more than 200 malts in the last year...
...you just might be a ringleader.

If you've taken your last three overseas trips to Scotland...
...you just might be a ringleader.

If you've ever drammed your age...
...you just might be a ringleader.

If you've ever drank whisky out of a malt bong...
...you just might be a sippy cup mudder fahkuh.


33 days until the time of liver punishment!

Slainte,
TB